Ciy Move update
Some quotes:
“Chalant!!!!!!”
“YES! Very CHALANT”
“To to beach with that ass ass ass”
“You are like a unicorn, you don’t exist right now”
“He just drank from Andrews sack”
“Oh my Jesus gurrrl”
“Oh, you’re Mormon boy ;)”
Now there has be some purpleing amonungst the guys and girls. Now the names have been changes but Red has a huge crush Blue and thinks that blue likes her but now this girl pink in all over blue trying to make a ugly purple. Now Red has secretly liked Blue for a while now but she has never really been able to talk to him because she is shy. Now Pink is in “love” like creepy stalker needy obsessive love, she’s always all over Blue and when Red tries to talk to him Pink jumps in all needy like. When Red talks to Blue its awkward because Blue kinda likes Red but honestly they are both to shy to talk to each other. Like awkward turtle. Now Red gave blue a note it quoted you know “hey I just… (then her number) so text me maybe” Now we are not even supposed to use phones but Blue did text her you know like “hey its blue :)” Like omg moment. She literally screamed. Then things got good Blue saw her and smiled and Red was feeling good the bam! Pink literally jumped in front of her blocking the mini moment between them. So sad I almost cried.
Now Red I know you’re gonna read this and want to delete it but don’t. I know you feel like you are not as good as Pink but you are like I can’t even tell you all the ways. You are gorgeous, hella smart and super freaking funny. You actually connect with him and he like to talk to you. Trust me I’m in his dorm and I heard him talk a about you. Go for it. And fuck Pink! Stupid color!
- KJ
Eyes
It was once said eyes are the gateway to the soul. Her eyes are crystal clear, they mirror her heart so kind and pure. They sparkle bright in day or night. They happy when she smiles. Oh how I would love to fall into those eyes.
![My name is Ella I have, and will always be, a bridesmaid, never a bride. Well not exactly, I’m a wedding planner and have helped every princess in the land plan their weddings; Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Ariel, all of them. Every single time they say “Thank you for helping me I just can’t believe I am going to marry my prince, I’m so Happy”. Every time they say that I just have to tune it out because I have not found my prince yet or even someone close. Now I have to go to another wedding. Belle is marrying the Beast Prince, which should be fun.
Belle was having second thoughts. This is normal. It happened to Jasmine, Snow White and Fiona and I told them the same thing “If it is true love you will know “ and they cheer up. Belle’s dress was a beautiful yellowish color. I was wearing red, I guess I did not get the memo, but it was all right.
At Belle’s wedding reception, the talking pots and clocks were making a lot of noise. I made my way over there to tell them to be quite but a man in a waiter uniform beat me there. I said “What is your name sir?” He answered Arik with an A. I replied “You shall be rewarded for that Arik”. Arik said “No thank you, you do not have to do that but what is your name?” “Ella”, I answered. “What charming name ‘Ella’. I like it, no love it,” Arik commented. “Would you like to have diner some time?’ I panicked and before I knew it I had said yes.
After the reception I was walking to my fairy godmother’s house and thinking this guy could be my Prince Charming. I ran into her house and sat on her couch smiling. “What is it dear, why are you smiling”, she asked? “I’ve got a date, I’ve got a date” I sang. “Well good for you dear, where did you meet him?” “At Belle’s wedding” I replied. “He’s a waiter but behaved like a real prince.” “Are you in love?” she asked. I had no idea if I loved him I had just met Arik, but in Fairy Tale Land it is usually love a first sight and marriage the next day. No one ever dates. Maybe he was from out of town but no one has left or come into Fairy Tale Land - ever.
A few weeks later I was going on my third date with Arik tonight. We had two great dates before that. I had nothing to wear so I called my old friends the mice, Gus Gus and Jacque who own a shop on Fairy Tale Drive. They made me the most beautiful dress ever. It was pink with pink lace along the skirt. As soon as I got dressed I heard a knock on the door. It couldn’t have been Arik because he would have been too early. I opened the door. It was an old lady with an apple. She said “Take a bite and your dreams” [slam]. Snow White had warned me about her.
Arik arrived a little later and he said “Your chariot awaits my dear.” I giggled because he drives a station wagon. As I came outside, I heard the words “bibbitty, bobbitty, boo” and the car turned in to a beautiful, horse-drawn carriage. He gasped and I smiled as I saw the flash of light out of the corner of my eye. My fairy godmother had come through for me again. I asked him where we were going and he replied “time will tell.”
We had been riding for a while when we came to a stop. I looked out the window and read the sign Cinderella’s & Prince Erik’s Castle Party. I immediately said “How on earth did you get invited to this? This is the biggest Ball of the year!” He quickly answered “My boss gave me tickets.” When we arrived Arik said to the doorman “Sir Arik with an A and my lovely date Ella” The short round man replied “I would know you anywhere Pri – OW!” Arik quickly apologized for stepping on the man’s foot and we went inside.
Arik and I danced the night away. At the stroke of midnight Arik said “Ella of Wicton,” and he got on one knee “Will you marry me?” The crowds heard him say this and with happy faces were mouthing the word “yes”. I happily answered “YES”. The crowd cheered with excitement. Cinderella came up to us and said “Ella of Wicton you are now a princess bride you have your true love Prince Arik of Levinton!” At first I thought they can’t mean my Arik is a prince. He works as a waiter and drives a station wagon. “Ella I was going to tell you, but I wanted you to love me for me!” Arik said almost crying. I screamed “you lied to me!” and I turned and ran out of the building. I just can’t me a princess I can’t!
As I was running I lost one of my Choo’s, you know Jiminy. I would have gone back because they are expensive shoes, but the people had started chasing me. I hailed a taxi to go home. Before I got in to the taxi I heard Arik yelling my name and everything slowed down. My fairy godmother appeared in front of me. She asked “Where are you going child?” All I could think of is how he lied to me, but all I said was “I don’t know.” She looked at me with motherly eyes and said “This is what you have waited for your whole life”. At that point I realized she was right. I turned and ran toward the shouting mob and collided with Arik
As I looked up and our eyes met, I realized that he was my true love. It takes a lot of work to get a wedding ready in one day but all my Princess friends pitched in and helped. Everyone agreed that it was the most beautiful wedding Fairy Tale Land had seen in many years. Now I know what all the other girls have been talking about for so long when they say “We’ll live happily ever after.”
- Bones and K.J.
Hey there guys, this is Happily Ella After. It is kind of a funny more mature short fairy tale. It involves some Disney characters so I hope you get the references. Enjoy!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6h2b3DZyb1rzxoc3o1_500.jpg)
My name is Ella I have, and will always be, a bridesmaid, never a bride. Well not exactly, I’m a wedding planner and have helped every princess in the land plan their weddings; Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Ariel, all of them. Every single time they say “Thank you for helping me I just can’t believe I am going to marry my prince, I’m so Happy”. Every time they say that I just have to tune it out because I have not found my prince yet or even someone close. Now I have to go to another wedding. Belle is marrying the Beast Prince, which should be fun.
Belle was having second thoughts. This is normal. It happened to Jasmine, Snow White and Fiona and I told them the same thing “If it is true love you will know “ and they cheer up. Belle’s dress was a beautiful yellowish color. I was wearing red, I guess I did not get the memo, but it was all right.
At Belle’s wedding reception, the talking pots and clocks were making a lot of noise. I made my way over there to tell them to be quite but a man in a waiter uniform beat me there. I said “What is your name sir?” He answered Arik with an A. I replied “You shall be rewarded for that Arik”. Arik said “No thank you, you do not have to do that but what is your name?” “Ella”, I answered. “What charming name ‘Ella’. I like it, no love it,” Arik commented. “Would you like to have diner some time?’ I panicked and before I knew it I had said yes.
After the reception I was walking to my fairy godmother’s house and thinking this guy could be my Prince Charming. I ran into her house and sat on her couch smiling. “What is it dear, why are you smiling”, she asked? “I’ve got a date, I’ve got a date” I sang. “Well good for you dear, where did you meet him?” “At Belle’s wedding” I replied. “He’s a waiter but behaved like a real prince.” “Are you in love?” she asked. I had no idea if I loved him I had just met Arik, but in Fairy Tale Land it is usually love a first sight and marriage the next day. No one ever dates. Maybe he was from out of town but no one has left or come into Fairy Tale Land - ever.
A few weeks later I was going on my third date with Arik tonight. We had two great dates before that. I had nothing to wear so I called my old friends the mice, Gus Gus and Jacque who own a shop on Fairy Tale Drive. They made me the most beautiful dress ever. It was pink with pink lace along the skirt. As soon as I got dressed I heard a knock on the door. It couldn’t have been Arik because he would have been too early. I opened the door. It was an old lady with an apple. She said “Take a bite and your dreams” [slam]. Snow White had warned me about her.
Arik arrived a little later and he said “Your chariot awaits my dear.” I giggled because he drives a station wagon. As I came outside, I heard the words “bibbitty, bobbitty, boo” and the car turned in to a beautiful, horse-drawn carriage. He gasped and I smiled as I saw the flash of light out of the corner of my eye. My fairy godmother had come through for me again. I asked him where we were going and he replied “time will tell.”
We had been riding for a while when we came to a stop. I looked out the window and read the sign Cinderella’s & Prince Erik’s Castle Party. I immediately said “How on earth did you get invited to this? This is the biggest Ball of the year!” He quickly answered “My boss gave me tickets.” When we arrived Arik said to the doorman “Sir Arik with an A and my lovely date Ella” The short round man replied “I would know you anywhere Pri – OW!” Arik quickly apologized for stepping on the man’s foot and we went inside.
Arik and I danced the night away. At the stroke of midnight Arik said “Ella of Wicton,” and he got on one knee “Will you marry me?” The crowds heard him say this and with happy faces were mouthing the word “yes”. I happily answered “YES”. The crowd cheered with excitement. Cinderella came up to us and said “Ella of Wicton you are now a princess bride you have your true love Prince Arik of Levinton!” At first I thought they can’t mean my Arik is a prince. He works as a waiter and drives a station wagon. “Ella I was going to tell you, but I wanted you to love me for me!” Arik said almost crying. I screamed “you lied to me!” and I turned and ran out of the building. I just can’t me a princess I can’t!
As I was running I lost one of my Choo’s, you know Jiminy. I would have gone back because they are expensive shoes, but the people had started chasing me. I hailed a taxi to go home. Before I got in to the taxi I heard Arik yelling my name and everything slowed down. My fairy godmother appeared in front of me. She asked “Where are you going child?” All I could think of is how he lied to me, but all I said was “I don’t know.” She looked at me with motherly eyes and said “This is what you have waited for your whole life”. At that point I realized she was right. I turned and ran toward the shouting mob and collided with Arik
As I looked up and our eyes met, I realized that he was my true love. It takes a lot of work to get a wedding ready in one day but all my Princess friends pitched in and helped. Everyone agreed that it was the most beautiful wedding Fairy Tale Land had seen in many years. Now I know what all the other girls have been talking about for so long when they say “We’ll live happily ever after.”
- Bones and K.J.
Hey there guys, this is Happily Ella After. It is kind of a funny more mature short fairy tale. It involves some Disney characters so I hope you get the references. Enjoy!
Grandma Fran
“Grandma, Grandma tell us a bed time story.” Said Billy.
“Yes Grandma, please do. The one about you on the submarine” Jane said.
“ Well all right, you probably know it better by now than I do” Francine said. “ The date was July 23, 1958. I was young then, a good strong gal, I was a bit of a troublemaker. I sought excitement and thrills. I wanted to do what the men did. Like go to work, war, gamble and drink. I wanted to stand tall and do as I pleased, not be a housewives and tend to a mans needs. Then my opportunity came in the newspaper. A help wanted ad: Strong lads wanted for a submarine journey under the North Pole. So I did what I had to do I had to become a man. I cut off my curly brown locks and I bought some men’s clothes. Then I was no longer Fran I was Dan.
“Wow Grandma you were a boy? That would be cool if Jane wanted to be a boy. I would have some one to play with.” Billy chuckled.
Jane cried out “ That’s not funny Billy I don’t want to be a BOY!”
Francine spoke, “No one had to be a boy that was my own choice. Where was I? Oh yes the submarine it was so big at least 300 feet long. The USS Nautilus was crewed by 115 men. The crew had a captain, 13 officers, 4 scientists, 91 men aboard and me the only secret woman. The ceremony seemed like forever with the band playing then finally First Lady Mamie Eisenhower broke the bottle of champagne and launched us into Pearl Harbor. Finally, I was on an adventure like I always wanted.”
“Was it fun Grandma?” Jane asked.
“Well not a first. We were given a uniform and assigned a station and a bunker. My station was in the kitchen and my commanding officer was officer Durken. Do you know who that is?”
“I do,” They said in unison “It’s Grandpa!”
“ You’re right, it is Grandpa. He was the only one on board who new my secret. I think still, too this day, no one who was on the ship knew my secret. Yes I remember the first time we talked; He asked how I was such a good cook? I told him because I was a lady. He seemed so calm when I told him like it was normal for a girl to lie about if she a man or not. From then here was my friend and my secret keeper. Then he got stationed in my bay area and the rest was history.”
“Wow Grandma that’s so romantic.” Jane said
“Well yes going on. The trip up to the North Pole was very sunny but even though the sun shined it was getting colder. The captain was a crazy man; one day we almost hit a glacier. Good thing the co captain steered well or I’d be under the sea right now. The four scientists who were with us were gathering all types of information. Like the change in climate and odd weather patterns. It was very fascinating all the stuff they found out. It took me and eight others to run the kitchen. The food was terrible. We had to feed 115 people three times a day and they all ate like they never saw food before. I remember traveling under the North Pole. It was so cold, I think even colder than on land. We had to wear big jackets all the time, since it would take a lot of power to heat the ship to a toasty 72 degrees. In the sub it always smelled of fish, sometime I felt sick to my stomach with all the horrible food and the fish smell. All the bad stuff didn’t matter after we made it under the North Pole and then to Iceland. People cheering as we all got out of the submarine. It was finally over.16 days later and a whole lot of story’s to tell grandkids. The end.”
“Tell it again grandma.” Billy said.
“ Maybe next time ya’ll you need to get to bed.” Francine whispered, “ That’s a story I will never forget.”
- K.J.
I guys I’m K.J. :D Grandma Fran is a short little narrative about a grandmother telling her grandchildren about how she pretended to be a boy and joined the navy. It’s just for fun. Hope you enjoy :)
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