“YES! Very CHALANT”
“To to beach with that ass ass ass”
“You are like a unicorn, you don’t exist right now”
“He just drank from Andrews sack”
“Oh my Jesus gurrrl”
“Oh, you’re Mormon boy ;)”
Now there has be some purpleing amonungst the guys and girls. Now the names have been changes but Red has a huge crush Blue and thinks that blue likes her but now this girl pink in all over blue trying to make a ugly purple. Now Red has secretly liked Blue for a while now but she has never really been able to talk to him because she is shy. Now Pink is in “love” like creepy stalker needy obsessive love, she’s always all over Blue and when Red tries to talk to him Pink jumps in all needy like. When Red talks to Blue its awkward because Blue kinda likes Red but honestly they are both to shy to talk to each other. Like awkward turtle. Now Red gave blue a note it quoted you know “hey I just… (then her number) so text me maybe” Now we are not even supposed to use phones but Blue did text her you know like “hey its blue :)” Like omg moment. She literally screamed. Then things got good Blue saw her and smiled and Red was feeling good the bam! Pink literally jumped in front of her blocking the mini moment between them. So sad I almost cried.
Now Red I know you’re gonna read this and want to delete it but don’t. I know you feel like you are not as good as Pink but you are like I can’t even tell you all the ways. You are gorgeous, hella smart and super freaking funny. You actually connect with him and he like to talk to you. Trust me I’m in his dorm and I heard him talk a about you. Go for it. And fuck Pink! Stupid color!
It was once said eyes are the gateway to the soul. Her eyes are crystal clear, they mirror her heart so kind and pure. They sparkle bright in day or night. They happy when she smiles. Oh how I would love to fall into those eyes.
“Grandma, Grandma tell us a bed time story.” Said Billy.
“Yes Grandma, please do. The one about you on the submarine” Jane said.
“ Well all right, you probably know it better by now than I do” Francine said. “ The date was July 23, 1958. I was young then, a good strong gal, I was a bit of a troublemaker. I sought excitement and thrills. I wanted to do what the men did. Like go to work, war, gamble and drink. I wanted to stand tall and do as I pleased, not be a housewives and tend to a mans needs. Then my opportunity came in the newspaper. A help wanted ad: Strong lads wanted for a submarine journey under the North Pole. So I did what I had to do I had to become a man. I cut off my curly brown locks and I bought some men’s clothes. Then I was no longer Fran I was Dan.
“Wow Grandma you were a boy? That would be cool if Jane wanted to be a boy. I would have some one to play with.” Billy chuckled.
Jane cried out “ That’s not funny Billy I don’t want to be a BOY!”
Francine spoke, “No one had to be a boy that was my own choice. Where was I? Oh yes the submarine it was so big at least 300 feet long. The USS Nautilus was crewed by 115 men. The crew had a captain, 13 officers, 4 scientists, 91 men aboard and me the only secret woman. The ceremony seemed like forever with the band playing then finally First Lady Mamie Eisenhower broke the bottle of champagne and launched us into Pearl Harbor. Finally, I was on an adventure like I always wanted.”
“Was it fun Grandma?” Jane asked.
“Well not a first. We were given a uniform and assigned a station and a bunker. My station was in the kitchen and my commanding officer was officer Durken. Do you know who that is?”
“I do,” They said in unison “It’s Grandpa!”
“ You’re right, it is Grandpa. He was the only one on board who new my secret. I think still, too this day, no one who was on the ship knew my secret. Yes I remember the first time we talked; He asked how I was such a good cook? I told him because I was a lady. He seemed so calm when I told him like it was normal for a girl to lie about if she a man or not. From then here was my friend and my secret keeper. Then he got stationed in my bay area and the rest was history.”
“Wow Grandma that’s so romantic.” Jane said
“Well yes going on. The trip up to the North Pole was very sunny but even though the sun shined it was getting colder. The captain was a crazy man; one day we almost hit a glacier. Good thing the co captain steered well or I’d be under the sea right now. The four scientists who were with us were gathering all types of information. Like the change in climate and odd weather patterns. It was very fascinating all the stuff they found out. It took me and eight others to run the kitchen. The food was terrible. We had to feed 115 people three times a day and they all ate like they never saw food before. I remember traveling under the North Pole. It was so cold, I think even colder than on land. We had to wear big jackets all the time, since it would take a lot of power to heat the ship to a toasty 72 degrees. In the sub it always smelled of fish, sometime I felt sick to my stomach with all the horrible food and the fish smell. All the bad stuff didn’t matter after we made it under the North Pole and then to Iceland. People cheering as we all got out of the submarine. It was finally over.16 days later and a whole lot of story’s to tell grandkids. The end.”
“Tell it again grandma.” Billy said.
“ Maybe next time ya’ll you need to get to bed.” Francine whispered, “ That’s a story I will never forget.”
I guys I’m K.J. :D Grandma Fran is a short little narrative about a grandmother telling her grandchildren about how she pretended to be a boy and joined the navy. It’s just for fun. Hope you enjoy :)